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They Don't Exist
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Strip Number 11
Arc Gender Wars
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Swift! Brutal! Feminine! The Recruitment Drive

Transcript Edit

Panel 1
Bud: "I'm confused"
Jacob: "What are those girls doing?"
Deirdre: "What's wrong, boys?"
Panel 2
Jacob: "They've set up a booth, Mom!"
Bud: "There's no one to recruit here!"
Deirdre: "Actually..."
Panel 3
Deirdre: "The neighborhood is filled with children your age. Just because they don't go to your school, doesn't—heh—mean they don't exist..."
Panel 4
Jacob: "What are those girls doing?"
Bud: "There's no one to recruit here!"

Alt text Edit

Normal people are not worth acknowledging

Cast Edit

Depicted Characters Edit

Location Edit

Inside and outside the Linkletter residence.

Trivia Edit

Deirdre Linkletter's first appearance

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